There is a little rumor floating about that may create a global tragedy. Pictures have surfaced of... sit down please it might be too much for you... Cristiano Ronaldo and PARIS HILTON. AHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW SICK YUCK
! PARIS HILTON?! God's greatest gift to us, and he choses PARIS?! Okay maybe not God's greatest gift, oxygen and water may come before him. But has there ever been such a beautiful creature, if I was a man, I'd have a man crush on him and go gay for him. He is so gorgeous, sometimes it hurts. But he loses so many points for even having a rumor that he is dating Paris Hilton. Ew. Come on. I had my Paris Hilton phase, where I loved her. I'm not going to deny it. But I never loved her enough to date someone the likes of Cristiano. COME ON. I'm also not gonna lie, I saw "the tape", you know One Night IN Paris. I saw it, there was nothing good about it. It didn't even look fun, for her or for him. So why, WHY on earth would he want to give that a go. Because that would be the only acceptable reason for him to be linked to her, a quick romp, then done. He can literally have whoever he wants... ohhhh what is this world coming to?!
Seriously.... he is perfect.
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EW SICK YUCK
! PARIS HILTON?! God's greatest gift to us, and he choses PARIS?! Okay maybe not God's greatest gift, oxygen and water may come before him. But has there ever been such a beautiful creature, if I was a man, I'd have a man crush on him and go gay for him. He is so gorgeous, sometimes it hurts. But he loses so many points for even having a rumor that he is dating Paris Hilton. Ew. Come on. I had my Paris Hilton phase, where I loved her. I'm not going to deny it. But I never loved her enough to date someone the likes of Cristiano. COME ON. I'm also not gonna lie, I saw "the tape", you know One Night IN Paris. I saw it, there was nothing good about it. It didn't even look fun, for her or for him. So why, WHY on earth would he want to give that a go. Because that would be the only acceptable reason for him to be linked to her, a quick romp, then done. He can literally have whoever he wants... ohhhh what is this world coming to?!
I'm going to go put on black, I am in mourning.
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